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A schlong that's the bomb. (Good dick)
Dave: Bro did you hear about Dylan’s bombastic schlong? It’s humongous!
Ricky:Can I try it?
1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.
It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.
An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.
“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”
When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.
Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"
Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten