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For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.
Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture
“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”
The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.
I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.
Online dick.
In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.
Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?
An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.
“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”
Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.
It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.
1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.