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School

the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet

the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world

also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities

has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them

The fuq we have school tomorrow

by -Writer unknown- January 15, 2021


school

a type of prison that children go to.

somebody: HeLlO GuYs Im GoInG To Go TaKe A VaCaTiOn

school: no.

by dont take me seriously . August 21, 2020


School

1) A place of compulsory torture given by a government that disguises as a highly guarded prison for children and teenagers aged 6 to 21 for them to suffer.
2) A place where teachers and boomers are allowed to scream at you for completely no reason at all
3) A place where depression builds up for teenagers and make teenagers go crazy

I hate school! Its such a waste of my fucking time.
I would rather stay at home and play fucking Fortnite than going to fucking school
Why in the fuck sake is the government forcing us to go to school?

by Gamingaids May 13, 2020


School

The place where students learn shit. It is completely unscary, and no one likes it. If you do like school you are a.......

Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.

Boy: I hate school I am gonna drop out

TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?

by Beachimajoke March 12, 2019


School

Government-mandated internment camp for children under 18 to prepare students for wage-work, while stressing them and diminishing their critical thinking skills.

Alex: Don't you miss the good old days back in school?

Trevor: You mean that nauseating, daily, god awful experience that began at the ass-crack of dawn.

by RealJay January 4, 2021


School

hell

Teacher: welcome to school where u will spend 18 years learning pointless shit.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.

by Kute_Kitty030 April 25, 2017


No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.

I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.

by MsFox November 2, 2013