Hoe Season

Usually it starts during the summer when school lets out Females or males have hoes single or not..

Suh its hoe season.

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election season

1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed

What's up with all the asphalt on the roads? Oh it's election season.

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Holiday Season

Some bullshit politically correct term to avoid saying the dreaded word "Christmas" even though everyone knows that's exactly what you're fucking talking about.

Anal uptight liberal American: Why, hello little Muslim person, I wish you a happy holiday season on this December 25!

Muslim: Don't you mean 'merry Christmas'? I mean... it's fucking Christmas, for fuck's sake.

Anal uptight liberal American: *head explodes*

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Transfer Season

The time period in which to escape the friend zone (transfer out). The deadline is normally within one month after meeting someone. Transfer season reoccurs after every break up, when a new window of opportunity arises.

Jennifer met Andrew on the first of September during freshers week. It got to October the 3rd. Andrew was yet to make a move. Therefore he had missed the transfer season (he was stuck in the friend zone for the indefinite future). Jennifer started dating Harvey not long after, soon it was serious. A year later the relationship ended. Signifying the start of the next transfer season for Andrew.

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Holiday Season

A period of time in which millions of people fight in stores for small plastic toys to give to their children. If one of these plastic toys is not recieved by the child, he will turn into a demon and proceed to destroy sections of the home.

Dad- Son, I got you an expensive toy for this years Holiday Season
Son- This is a shitty present. Get me something better or ill rip the couch.

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a seasonal effect

the best band ever

person 1: dude did you hear that band yesterday?
person 2: yeah, they sucked, they were totally not a seasonal effect

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in season slut

girls that sleep with whoever is "in season", for example - girls who date around or sleep with whoever is on a sports team that is in season. just for attention.

Is that hoe sleeping with another sports team? What an in season slut.

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