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Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep
Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.
when someone is bored or feels excluded from a social activity
Kill me, am not being the second croissant again
what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.
The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.
Not your first choice, but your second.
Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.
Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.
Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.
A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.
The amount of money Jeff Bezos makes in a second
Guy 1:Yooooo how much that new whip cost you?
Guy 2: This shit cost me a whole Bezos Second!!
Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.
She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.
A Josie second is an infinitely small amount of time if you want someone to get out of a challenge use Josie seconds
You have 5 Josie seconds to win