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A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze
3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies
Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.
I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.
Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.
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Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.
When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.
The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.
A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.
Dude that bitch was a semen specialist
1. noun: Slobber that is strung out and looks like globs of semen.
2. noun: Slobber of the mouth that has received a large load of semen.
1. Ugh! Your dog got semen slobber all over me!
2. Look, Emmy's face is covered in semen slobber.
When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.
“Yo you wanna come to my semen sauna tonight”