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A man of great stature and pleasure both in his cum kingdom and in the mainland
Look the SEMEN KING is back.
The goal of semen roulette is to either dodge semen or shoot semen.
All of the players stand in a circle with one player kneeling on the ground spinning with their mouth open.
The standing players start jerking off until the first player busts thier nut which must go into the kneeling players mouth if i does all of the other players must jizz in a cup and the person who missed must drink said semen. if it goes in then the person who just caught the load must drink the semen.
Porridge flavoured gunk
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.
Roberto, Mike and Garrett made a semen oath over who would be who's bestman
A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.
Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.
When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.
“Yo you wanna come to my semen sauna tonight”