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A sexual position involving cunnilingus or analingus where the giving person starts on their knees, and proceeds to stand up straight while their partner’s legs are still over their shoulders, lifting them higher against the wall.
I gave Casey The Riot Shield last night, lifted her right against the wall!
Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.
Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!
Bernard is stuck with the fart.
The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.
- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.
Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.
“ Wait you like agents of shield “
“ yasssssssss “
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “
Xxx
One of a kind, no one can stop them no matter what that bitch does. They can only be created with a powerhouse, a backstabber and a lunatic.
Look at this lunatic! I bet he is from the shield brothers.
A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.
I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.
When you scrunch up your penis and wrap your ballsack over it
My girlfriend wanted sex but I said “no!” and deployed bubble shield