Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

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Shit Shift

After you take a dump and you press the flush handle but not long enough so the shit just moves but never gets flushed.

Jack: Dude that bathroom is horrible!

You: Yea I know its so horrible I think I just left a shit shift because the toilet and bathroom was just that bad.

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Pixel Shift

This is a definition most understood by photographers. Pixel shift is a double entendre. It refers to Photoshopping an image and shifting the pixels around to enhance the image. It also refers to the time of day that this usually occurs. A pixel shift isn't done during normal business hours but rather it runs late through prime time, party time and early morning.

A pixel shift usually occurs when there is a crunch or deadline that needs to be met at all costs. That cost is usually a lack of sleep for the photographer and stretches through the evening.

I have been pixel shifting all week, I am taking next week off.

I can get those images edited in time but it will be a pixel shift to do get it done.

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False Shift

Pretending you have a stick shift when you really drive a manual car,

"Dude, were you just false shifting your manual?"

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Graveyard shift

An underground rap group from Cleveland, OH
and also members of the rap group "Mo' Thugs"

Group includes:
Sin, Tombstone, Gates and Lil Boo
But unfotunatly Lil boo was shot during a drive-by shooting in Cleveland, OH
Lil Boo is mentioned in the song "The Crossroads" By Bone Thugs-N-Harmony

"Your live with the Bone Thugs, Poetic Hustlas and the Graveyard Shift on the first" - Layzie Bone

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shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.

When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.

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