Side Squeeze

1. The non-main people/persons you are having sexual/romantic relations with. (The opposite of a Main Squeeze)

My main girl works on the weekends, so you know I be hittin up my Side Squeeze on Saturday and Sundays for a little lovin.

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sway side

Spanaway Washington, haters will hate but their girlfriend i ate.

im from the sway side my nigga!

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side by each

two or more objects next to each other side by side Rhode Island slang

We walked down the street side by each.

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moss side

Makes Compton look like Disney Land. Not the best holiday destination for tourists, though it would make a good safari park. Moss Side has long been the 2nd roughest place in England, second to Salford.

me got to drap aff dese 9bars before de fuzz be on ta me 'idren, me shall hafta take a diversion through Alexandria Park.

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side ho

A man that is not your boyfriend, but whom you call frequently to come over and engage in sexual intercourse because he has a nice ass and you know he's willing to spread it for you. Closely related to side piece but less formal of a relationship.

"I'm too tired for sex today, babe. Go and call one of your side ho's. But just remember, I'm the main event."

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Side Decoration

The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.

Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.

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side balding

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

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