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Pride, envy, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust. Seven acts of human nature. That fact supports the philosophically acceptable belief that said sins only become sin when largely overindulged in. Extreme overindulgence of which are the results of stupidity and can in fact lead to death.
Devotee: So you mean Father that I can do all those things as long as I think and use my head?
Oh So Holy One: Yes son, just be sure and wash your hair afterwards.
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Greed - It's not how much you have but how much you want - the less you want the richer you are.
Pride - Don't ride on your pride.
Envy - People go green with envy because they think the grass is greener on the other side.
Gluttony - It's always better not to have a completely full stomach.
Lust - Sex is life and life is sex but it's not everything.
Sloth - Do exercise to exorcise the evil in you.
Wrath - Why do I annoy you? It's in order for you to have something to remember me by.
The seven deadly sins were first introduced by the Catholic Church.
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The act of a male urinating after ejaculation.
Some religions and moralists consider the act of sex or masturbation to be immoral, or a "sin." As a byproduct, members of such institutions, for example Catholicism, may feel guilt when engaging in consensual sexual activity. Thus, many individuals and organizations find ways to avert guilt, such as confessional in Catholicism, or the "born-again" movement in Christianity.
The phrase "wash away the sin" appears to originate from the act of baptism, prevalent in Christianity. Here, referenced to in the 19th Century gospel hymn, "Nothing But The Blood":
"What can wash away my sin?
Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
What can make me whole again?
Nothing but the blood of Jesus."
Urine acts as a dilutant to clear the urethra of any lingering seminal fluid and/or semen, thus "washing away" the "sin." Oftentimes, this act may feel pleasurable to the individual.
"The best part of watching porn for three hours isn't coming, it's when I get to wash away the sin afterwards!"
Tim: "How was your bone session with Chloe last night?"
Steve: "Great. But afterwards, I had this deep-seated urge to wash away the sin."
Tim: "I don't blame you, Steve. Otherwise, you might've come down with doom dong!"
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1. A movie that glorfies ultraviolence.
2. The most emo movie ever!
1. For example: the death scene with Marv and Kevin where the wolf eats off the legs.
2. Emo Kid: "this is Sin City *holds up DVD*. I've never seen the movie but it is still my favorite."
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A reference to any curse like situation or illness that strikes the offspring of a woman who is generally known to be not worth a shit or evil in some general or specific way . This parent has never paid for their misdeeds and their sins are being paid by their children. Hence. Sins of You're Mother .
He was alway's such a nice guy! It's crazy that he got cancer at age 15! Sins of You're Mother! Yeah, his mom only cares about herself, she's always gone, and always happy about somethin' new in her life! Bitch!
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An alcoholic shot comprised of equal parts of the seven cheapest liquors available for purchase at the establishment in which you are consuming alcohol and things of that nature.
AR: Can I get The Seven Deadly Sins for my buddies 21st birthday?
Bartender: Yeah. Your an ass hole. Your friend will now hate you forever.
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Literally "water without carbonation"; usually bottled. This is typical of Spain, central, and South American (like Peru) Spanish-speaking countries.
As the gringo says: Quiero ordenar agua sin gas por favor.
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