a single mother

you

your a single mother -brandon
what does that even mean-daniel
either way its gay-brandon

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single jingle

One pump and done. The first word, in this case single, represents the number of pumps needed to cum in a girl. A double jingle would be interpreted as using two seperate pumps to finish.
A single jingle must provoke a sense of pride such as, "BOOM! YEAH BABY!"
You have to mean to do it, if you don't it's just pre-mature ejaculation.

"I single jingled her five times last night; she was not happy."
"Baby, you ready for a single jingle?"
Chick - "God damn it, was that a single jingle?"
Guy - "BOOM! YEAH BABY! SINGLE JINGLE."

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Single-Parent

Someone raising their kid(s) with NO help, no child support, surviving by the hustle..

Shes a Single-parent not a Single-Womanbecause she doesnt need no mans money and is doing it all on her own

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Single af

The thing a generally misguided woman will say while proceeding to give head to all the boys in the squad

You: "Start suckin hoe.."
Her: "okay! Cuz I'm single af!"

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Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates

So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.

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Intentionally single

Someone who has no desire to be in a relationship. Often a sign of issues in previous relationships, depression, anxiety or simply a fear of being mistreated in a relationship.

Person 1: Yo why hasn't dave had a gf for 3 years?
Person 2: I hear he's intentionally single.

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Kraft Singles

When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"

That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.

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