watermelon slide

(noun) The state of one's vagina after giving birth to three or more children, or after excessive dvda

"Man, I'm not going to hit that. Everyone knows about that girl. I'm not in the mood for a watermelon slide tonight."

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sicilian slide

When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.

Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."

Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"

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becky-slide

when you dance with a girl and she moves her body side to side with no rhythm and off-beat most of the time

"That party was horrible. All the girls just did the becky-slide to every song."

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nigger slide

When someone sucks dick for crack.

Dude, I just got a nigger slide from a girl for a rock.

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Dick Slide

Slang for lube.

Dude! You got dick slide all over me!

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Nigger slide

The technique of sliding between two cars from an adjacent lane during high speed driving with 5 feet of space between the cars. No rearview mirror necessary.

Damn Frank, that asshole missed your front bumper by an inch!
-Yep that's a professional nigger slide.

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slide

gook, dink, charlie, or any other asian bastard.

We killed so many slides in the Viet war.

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