Slipknot, Man!

WARNING: If you are not clad in burberry, a profusion of fake jewelry, and a tracksuit, you may recieve this greeting by people who are. They sometimes drive past in their (snigger)
"Modified" cars, and accost you, while their 11 year old, pregnant girlfriends attempt to tattoo themselves with ink food colouring and bent coathangers in the back.

Burberry Twat: "SLIPKNOT MAAAAN!!!!"

Me: (Listening to Rasputina on headphones, hence wondering why the child in the car is mouthing at me)

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Slipknot Fan

A member of a modern subculture. Outfit and attitudes are a mixture between goth, hardcore and metal.
Slipknot fans tend to be very radical and fanatic. It can indeed be argued whether Slipknot is an ideology.

Common characteristics of Slipknot fans include
A) Slipknot shirt
B) huge factual knowledge about Slipknot and all side projects and other related artists
C) bad taste in music and clothing
D) serious psychological damage

A distinction has to be made between real Slipknot fans and posers: The real Slipknot fans are Slipknot fans who claim that Slipknot sold out and that they knew Slipknot already before they were so popular.

There's this guy I know who has a A Slipknot Tribal S tattoo and a tattoo of Joey Jordison.

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Slipknot fans

Probably the biggest retards ever. For the most part, they have a disgusting "SLIPKNOT OR DIE" attitude to anyone who doesn't listen to slipknot. They are usually completely illiterate, and they are convinced that slipknot is the best thing to ever happen to metal (not true)

slipknot fan: I LOVE SLIPKNOT MAGGOT 4 LIFE 6SIC6 ALTHO IM A CHRISTIAN IDK 6SIC6 IS COOL IF U DONT LIKE SLIPKNOT GO TO HELL AND ILL KILL U.

normal metal fan #1: This is why I hate slipknot fans...

normal metal fan #2: yeah..just let him keep being retarded. this maggot trend will die out anyway.

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Slipknot Bitch

One of those groupies that listens to the talented, yet very creepy metal bands that wear scary masks and try to be scary.

Slipknot Lead Singer "Graaaw!!!! Eeeeer!!! Scaaaarrryyy!!!! Looook aaat myyy massk!"

People in Crowd "Aaaaah! Those stupid ass masks are scary!"

Person in Back "Why the hell did you drag me here, Tom? I am not becoming a Slipknot Bitch. Those masks are fucking retarded."

Tom "You know what, now that I think about it... they are gay. Let's go home and listen to some serious band."

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slipknot skater

n. a person who starts some unprovoked shit with a homie, then realizes he's gotten more than he baragained for, so he turns tail and runs.

Oh, you attacked me and now you wanna quit? You slipknot skater!

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slipknot hater

Reasonable person with good taste for music.

m(f)aggot - Ryan is a Slipknot hater and keeps calling us faggots! He is a douchebag!

intelligent person - No, he's only a reasonable guy, hence a Slipknot hater.

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Slipknot fan

A person that wants attention. This person is most likely a Little boy that will never have a girlfriend.

Henrik: wooow Slipknot is really good
Elias: woow i agree
Simon: fucking slipknot fan kermit soduko

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