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to fuck a college aged girl in a men's bathroom.
yo that chick is is so nasty she ain't even worth the sloppy roethlisberger
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When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.
That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.
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a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.
I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.
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When a man stuffs his testicles in the asshole of his partner.
Anal Stuffing anal salad with extra ranch balls deep Sloppy Salad
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When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.
Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."
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When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"
The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.
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The poop where your stomach cramps up before it happens. When you go to poop, at first it's like the head of an arrow, it's hard and extremely painful to push out the 2 to 4 solid pieces of feces. After the "dam breaks" A flush of liquid-like poop flies out, thus being the sloppy wooden part of the arrow. So the poop is known as a "Sloppy Arrow"
Dude, I was totally about to get it in when I had really bad stomach cramps! As soon as I felt it, I knew I had a Sloppy Arrow, and I was going to be in the bathroom shitting liquid for hours!
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