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Smack Daddied

To have the shit knocked out of you by a massive force.

Emma, you are about to get smack daddied by some storms.

by Mister 101 June 29, 2019


Beagle-Smack

To hit a sexual partner in the back of the head with a 16 oz. can of dog food while barking like a beagle.

I can't believe we walked in on dad beagle-smacking the dog walker again. What a waste of Alpo.

by boy-girl April 30, 2011


Smacking the jauga

A slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. It is natural and done without thinking. A jauga is a large, usually circumcised penis.

Man, last night my mom walked in on me while I was smacking the jauga! I didn't even know I was doing it!

by OG Squad Defines November 22, 2016


Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023


smack heed

usually refers to a smack/heroin addict, lives lower class and is very unwilling to society.

AKA junkie like to congregate in lower parts of city ie: Dundee

check that smack heed his chin is aboot touching the flare,,
check that smack heed his chin is about to touch the floor,,

that smack heed over there is fucking disgusting.

by dundonian poet October 12, 2012


apache smack

When you're having sex with a girl on her period, and you pull out and helicopter your dick and hit her in the face with it, so her period blood gets splattered all over her face, while you yell like an Indian

I totally Apache smacked your mom last night and she loved it!

by Sleepstak February 13, 2014


bungle smack

Someone of annoyance

Someone of faggotry

That kid is a bungle smack

by Jackson Luther October 12, 2017