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little gay man who takes it in the rear from a bigger man.
The butt smurf wimpered softly as Thor rammed his rock hard penis into his anus.
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Mira’s the most beautiful, smart, absolutely amazing and (rarely) funny person you’ll ever meet. She has a pretty face, pretty smile and the best hair I’ve ever seen, and she literally perfect physically, But she’s like the height of a fun sized snicker bar. She likes cats (ik disgusting), sometimes only responds with an emoji and She has a terrible music taste for the most part but other than that she’s cool.
Me without Mira the Smurf : * life boring and dull*
Me with Mira the Smurf : *enjoyable and more fun*
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A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.
"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."
The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."
"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."
"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."
A Mexican that is short, generally under 5' 2", and does not qualify to be called midget or dwarf.
A Mexican that looks like a smurf!
My best friend is so short I call her Mexi-Smurf!
The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
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