a person who literally gets off on being somewhere they’re not wanted lol the other definition is wrong
my friend : why are you going to your exes party he hates u
me : i’m a social masochist
A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.
Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?
Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.
Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.
I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.
person able to communicate, relate, understand and return the same level back to a person or group
Megan is such a social wizard. She can hold a conversation with anyone.
A social interaction considered to eradicate any previous social faux pas. Such as tippex eradicates any written mistakes.
Person 1: "So what if I called you a cow? My hugs cancel it out."
Person 2: "HUGS AREN'T SOCIAL TIPPEX, YOU KNOW."
The management, discovery, study, search for, archiving and/or dissemination of a person's social media content. Such content could comprise of but is not limited to all the material involved with social media profile entries, text/sms and mms messages, emails, instant messages, and voicemails.
While Sean was looking for an email that he had received last year, it dawned on him that he was involved in his own Social Genealogy.
Someone in a group of assholes who laugh at abuse for a social status
that group of EGO hungry bullys are a bunch of social hyenas