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A being who has ascended to a level that all other sonic OC's can only dream of achieving. Sonic the handhog was conceived through the highest IQ that could only be attained through consuming the media known as Rick and Morty meeting the most simple minded neanderthal who cannot formulate a proper sentence. He is perfection incarnate.
Sonic the handhog requires no context.
When you fart but it spreads out fastly.
Guy 1: Time to fart, but it’ll create a sonic boom because how fast it spreads out!
Guy 2: 💀
Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: why
A disease that when caught first you'll start to turn blue than your eyes will turn green you'll soon start chanting nothing but sonic and spindash into people like sonic to spread the disease
Person 1: OH NO THEY HAVE SONIC 19
Infected: SOOOONIC!
person 2: RUNNNN
Person 1: HELP M- sonic
Person 2: person one NOOOOOOO! wow our names suck
A sonic bounce is where you slowly coress your partners bum cheeks open and slap there rectum until it goes red and looks like knuckles of of sonic the game , once you've done that wait until a smooth turtle head pops out once you see it slap it out and catch it with your mouth .carefully place it onto her rock solid nipples and bounce you small vigorous chode on to the middle of the shit and snap it in half to create something that looks like sonics face .
Wow in need this master piece tattooed onto my tits it looks like sonic
It was preformed by my boyfriend by doing the sonic bounce
Me: Plays Sonic Unleashed
Sonic: Turns into Sonic The Werehog
Me: Sonic has turned into a furry? Like wtf
The type of sex where you give the woman (or man) a big one quickly. Can be enhanced by yelling "SUPER SONIC SPEED"
Charlie: Yo I gave Laura "The Super Sonic" last night
Percy: How did it go?
Charlie: Eh, she liked it. She wanted another one, but I couldn't bust another one.
The music that would give you a fucking panic attack in the original Sonic The Hedgehog game. I never even fucking played the game and it freaked me out. Imagine playing it.
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