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When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.
Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer
A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis
Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy”
A toilet seat hung from the door to celebrate Christmas.
Billy Bob went to the junk yard to find an old toilet seat to use as a southern wreath to decorate the trailer's front door.
When you fall down the stairs.
*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!
This can be an analogy for and STD or an analogy for both male and female or other genitalia
“Hey, do you want to see my southern crickets”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
A species of fish commonly found in northern Minnesota, specifically near the area of Finlayson. Related to the Northern Pike. The Southern Tyke swims upside down due to its familiarity with the southern hemisphere.
Governor Jesse Ventura: "We weren't catching any Northerns that day so we started fishing for Southerns. The Southern Tyke puts up one hell of a fight!"
What northerners call southerners that don't want to work.
I'll work with yoose guys, unlike that southern fuck.