Pitbull and toasterboy were enjoying a lazy sunday dutch rudder when crayon grabbed pitbulls arm and toasterboy grabbed crayons arm, it was the worlds first spanish keel
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Maids who speak Spanish, usually a two-person team. Very hard working.
The Spanish Tornadoes cleaned the house today. They are so busy and underfoot all the time that I have to go outside until they finish.
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When a man ejaculates into a ladyβs vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
I just gave that bird a Spanish Omelet, she loved it !
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When a car is packed with people to the extent that two people occupy the front passenger seat, the second person is said to be sitting "Spanish shotgun"
Driver - "Hey the back seat is full, you're gonna have to sit spanish shotgun
Girl - "Aww not on his lap, he smells like shittt"
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A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.
Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?
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When you wash your fanny with a wet wipe
You having a shower in the morning?
Nah, I'll have a Spanish wash
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Dark, sexy eyes that hispanic women have.
So I was getting a BJ from this Mexican chick the other day. She kept looking up at me with those spanish eyes, so I blew my load straight into them!
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