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1) A straight-up gangsta sponge ain't afraid to pop a cap in yo ass.
2) A sponge straight outta Compton.
Dayum! That sponge is GANGSTA!
Yeah, he's Spongebob GangstaPants!
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A gay little fagit sponge who loves to rape patrick starr and give him blowjobs.He can't drive because hes always high on crack, and yet one time he got so horney with mr. crabs he took out is tiny sponge dick and burned it on the grill until the hornyness goes away then he'll go anel his snail,Gary with his ,tiny, burnt sponge penis
Spongebob Squarepants: "Oh Fuck Mr. crabs is sooooooo hot ....DAMN getting horney FUCK WHAT TO DO!!!! I know ill burn my tiny dick on the grill so im never horney again": Sponge bob is now burning his dick: Spongebob: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Later...
Spongebob:" NOOOOOO what have i done now i can never have sex with Pat anymore i need to get horney but how?.........I KNOW!! Gary come here"(Spongebob sticks his tiny burnt penis in garys poop hole
Spongebob: OHHHH FUUUCKKK YEHHH THAT FEELS GOOD GARY!!!!!!!!
Gary: mmeeeeoooowww(help!)
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the aftermath of bringing a fart up to the gate, and finding out that it indeed was something else.
the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants
guy 1: Man, that one sounded juicy!
guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'
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A retarded show that teenybopper girls obsess over. Its only good characters are Squidward and Plankton.
I can't even last 3 seconds on DDR MAX2's "Nearly 130" course because Patrick and SpongeBob kept stomping all over me and fooling around on the machine instead of actually playing.
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the most stupidest show in the world. It is NOT funny AT ALL and I blame it most for getting Invader Zim cancelled....whoever made Spongebob is a stupid redneck and should be shot and killed!
"Spongebob is the gayest show ever!!!" ~ Dirge
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A few years back, it wasn't cool to watch nickelodeon past age 10-12. Now, you've got high schoolers watching it because of Spongebob. Whatever happened to maturity?
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Spongebob: when someone sponges off of you financially.
Dude, stop being such a spongebob. The next round of drinks are on you!
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