Myspace Stalker

Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.

They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.

They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.

Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"

Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"

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Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.

Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice

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Comment Stalker

One Who reades others myspace comments to gain information.

1:Is jimmy dating Sue?

2:Yeah,

1:How do you know?

2:I read their comments.

1:You comment stalker. queer.

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Stalker Song

A song that is on your iPod, that you don't actually like that much. When your music is on shuffle, it always pops up and plays; as if it's a stalker.

Man, I was listening to my iPod and that Jonas Brother song kept playing. I really need to delete it from my playlist. It's such a stalker song.

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That gay stalker

A stalker who only stalks people of the same sex.

Check out that gay stalker behind us lets get out of the car and start...

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Band Stalker

a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache

Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...

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Emo Stalker

The state of becoming selfish, vain, and egotistical to the point where people whom you care about (ex. friends, family, girlfriends/ boyfriends, lovers, and past girlfriends/ boyfriends) have left you and/or decide that you are being too much of a douche to even tolerate at which point you become obsessed with people and/or circumstances that are beyond all reasonable, logical, and understandable possibilities.

An ex boyfriend who follows you at work, calls you and leaves you things asking why you are with your current boyfriend instead of him, and sends you an untold amount of messages on the internet asking you to come back to him, and spends the rest of his time sulking and crying to his other friends.... emo stalker

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