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a blunt way of telling someone they made their story too freakin long... when they add a lot of unneeded info added in once they realize their story only sounded good in their head
talker: "so i went to the store and saw him...blah blah...uneeded info....yadda yadda..so i said hi!"
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!
The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".
Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation
Similar to the male equivalent of tea bagging; it is when a female puts her vagina on a friends forehead when they are not paying attention or passed out.
Lindsay’s friend passed out first at the bachelorette party, so they decided to walnut stamp her.
When you grab your scrotum at the base stretching the skin and tightening your balls into the shape of a peanut, then pressing it against someone else's face, butt, forehead or any other body part.
Chicks really get turned on by a good peanut stamp to the face!
To make up a fake reason to not go to a previous agreed upon event.
"...he'll no girl, I told him I had to go to "stamp camp," no way was I going to some Super Bowl thing!"
A female that only comes around when there are food stamp Bal benefits available similar to a chat chicken but different but the same
Man I thought she liked me but she was just a damn stamp tramp I didn't even get to eat shit off my EBT.
A left over stamp from contact of a butthole
She got naked and sat all over me and gave me crinkle stamps!!!!