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Unexepectedly getting mounted from behind while doing a random task.
Bob was adding sugar to the Starbucks while Shelia was making copies.
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The ninja coffee, normally associated with the assassination of presidents. Codename: IcedCoffee. Dark_LUEshi was the first to be victim of the iced coffee when a nigger stole his television and threw broken dvd disks at him to distract him. One stuck in his dick and he bled out next to his gay partner RyeZing, who was still sleeping.
Starbucks Ninja was the John F Kennedy's assassination.
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A description of a person who claims to be woke but who isn't cognizant of or willing to address their complicity in the systems of oppression they inveigh against.
That girl is woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup. She be talkin bout the plight of women in Myanmar while she's steady wearing those UGG boots.
Katy Perry is woke as woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup! She cut her hair and is trying to portray herself as this conscious, feminist artist, all the while living in a mansion bought from the millions she made while being a pinup , perfect, pop princess.
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A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.
Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile
This is the day when boyfriends buy their girlfriends their favorite Starbucks drink
Friends: “Hey let’s go get smoothies!”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”
October 13 is National make your dad buy you starbucks day! a national holiday that is fun for all kids and teens...
Hey Billy!
Hey Sarah!
Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah
October 13 is national make your dad buy you starbucksday.
did you know today was national make your dad buy you starbucks day?
No i did not!