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Derived from a child named Cori that had constant trouble pooping. That sensation of unbearable stomach cramping prior to diarrhea of a waterfall nature.
I need to use the bathroom I have cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.
When your game with respect to your ability to lure women into bed is always on point.
girl 1: Omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.
girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.
girl 1: omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.
girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.
noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.
Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.
What a status moment!
When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.
Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"
After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'
Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.
The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
A beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.
They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.
“Bro this girl been nothing but loyal to me and showed love to me she gotta be a Status girl”.