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Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice

“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm

“I know she’s so annoying

by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018


cytokine storm

Medical slang for a severe immune reaction in which the body generates an over production of immune cells and their activating compounds (cytokines) and releases them into the blood too rapidly. A cytokine storm is on the opposite end of the spectrum from an under active response by the immune system.

Treatments during a COVID-19 pandemic may be very different depending on one's body's response, especially since some of the most vulnerable over respond with a cytokine storm or under respond because of a hypo immune disorder. So before taking fish tank cleaner you need to be able to get a professional to tell the difference between a cytokine storm and a hypo immune disorder, and get your medicine prescription from a read medical doctor and pharmacy vs politician-pet store.

A cytokine storm is typically activated by an infection, dysfunctional autoimmune conditions, and/or disease. Symptoms include severe fever, nausea, headache, inflammation (eg rash - redness/swelling), rapid heartbeat, low blood pressure, trouble breathing , and fatigue. In a mild cytokine storm the response may be temporary but a severe storm may cause multiple organ failure.

A severe cytokine storm is also know as hypercytokinemia.

The problem of a cytokine storm is compounded such as the response to the flu when lung inflammation caused by the rapid response of the immune system and fluid buildup lead to respiratory distress, especially when contaminated by a secondary bacterial such as pneumonia.

by mlhiss April 9, 2020


Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).

My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm

by asdsadaadsd October 16, 2019


clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ May 7, 2018


Storm Schmorm

A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."

by TheLordYeeteth October 9, 2019


Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 10, 2014


snowy of the storm

A snowy is someone who is always there for you, and will be super nice to you. a snowy of the storm, however, is someone who has seen and been through a lot wit you, but still holds on. If you've been pushing down a snowy, they will either reject you because you are a bad friend, or they will turn into a snowy of the storm, who will try to make you happy, although they are suffering. Another way to find a snowy of the storm is to find someone who has been verbally of physically abused in their life. They will generally try to be nice, although they may be silent due to abuse from speaking up. Be nice to snowies of the storm, as they have usually been through a lot.

Person 1: Aww. What happened to snowy?
Person 2: Person BAD called her a poopy head.
Person 1: Oh no....... She is now a snowy of the storm.......
Person 2: Don't worry! She'll still be an awesome person because snowies are strong and they never stop.

by comicArtlov3 August 7, 2019