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to those of you who think story of the year is a new band...you're complete morons...
SOTY OH SHIT NEW BAND THEY'RE SOOO GOOD!
What? they've been a band for 3 years now...
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A story about someone's sex life
(enjoy, or just go to fricking pornhub if you wanna get off)
Holly was feeling down. Her boyfriend had dumped her. 'Maybe I can make him jealous' she though. She put on a sexy miniskirt, fishnets and a see-through black lace top. She didn't bother with panties or a bra, but she knew everyone could see through the top and the skirt revealed her sexy ass, unobstructed by and underwear. She went out to the nearest pub where a couple of hot teen boys bought her some drinks and told her their names were Aaron and Ryan. They went to her house and the boys ripped off her skirt, tights and top as she tore off their skinny jeans and t-shirts. Holly pulled down Aaron's boxers, revealing a huge cock. Ryan yanked down his boxers, showing off his equally big dick (9 inches). They had hot sex with Holly all night. Holly videoed it and put it on Pornhub and then her former boyfriend saw it and got really jealous but then met Aaron and Ryan and they had a great night a couple of days later gangbanging Holly and they all lived happily ever after.
That was her sex story that she told everyone from then on. They all realised she was a slut.
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A story that has no point or definitive ending. Originates from Caroline, who often tells stories that lack substance and a plot.
-One time, we went on a family vacation and I really wanted a balcony room, and I told my mom, "I want a balcony room, I want a balcony room!"
-Wow, you just told a Caroline story
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opposite of flawless victory. The neverending story happens when your taking a crap and it seems no matter how much you wipe, the mudbutt keeps flowin.
"I was in the bathroom for 3 hours because of a neverending story."
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A story that lonely people read and jerk off to on urban dictionary. Observe:
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
Guy: “I’m going to read sex story’s all night because my girl left me”
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Definition 1: True story, has become a phrase of agreement or acknowledgment akin to the phrase 'true that/dat.'
Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.
Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Example 1:
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'
Example 2:
'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'
Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
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Jemma was feeling horny. "Alex, I'm horny. Come over?;)" Alex drove to Jemma's house and as soon as he rung the doorbell Jemma opened it. "Hey bbg." Said Alex to Jemma. "Fuck me daddy"
"Hey Alexa, play my sex and horny playlist"
Alex threw Jemma on the couch as he unbuttoned her blouse. He pulled down her blood red lingerie as Jemma pulled down his jeans and boxers revealing his 12" incher. He shoved his 12" incher in her freshly shaved vagina . He could feel her pussy tightening.
2 days later
Alex and Jemma had just moved in together. "Alex. I feel nauseous., I'm gonna go to the pharmacy." Suddenly, Jemma had the urge to puke. She ran as fast as she could to the bathroom." Alex ran after her. "JEMMA ARE YOU OKAY?!" "no." Jemma walked over to the bed and layed down taking off her badass outfit and stayed in her bra and panties. After a couple seconds of Alex staring at Jemma's big, juicy tits. Right before Jemma fell asleep, she found Alex fucking her gently. 1 hour of fucking, he started Cumming, "oh yes papi GIVE ME THAT CUM" Jemma sucked his long 12" incher and got that sticky, warm stuff polished against her teeth. Alex grabbed his longass dick and shoved it right up her tightened, soft pussy
Jemma developed a big stomach. She thought she was just fat but Alex thought otherwise. "Jemma baby, I think you're pregnant! You can't deny it?"
Soon after, Jemma was in the labour room, pushing through her wet vagina. They saw the babies head.
Thats sex. :)
Sex can be used like : I want to have sex.
A sex story is a story about someone else having sex.
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