Three men is a triangle position. Each rubbing penis "stump" in each others face.
Seth invited Tom and Del to a Spring Hill Stump Grinder party. The all looked like glazed donunts in the morning.
She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.
This term is used as a derogatory way to refer to back woods, hill billy, red neck types of guys.
Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.
Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.
That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.