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When a person of a bisexual (or similarly ambiguous) orientation swings to a new preference towards men or women (especially if they had that preference previously).
Can develop as a defense mechanism to distract oneself from negative feelings from a present/past romantic interest.
"I'm unsatisfied with the way things are going with John. You know, instead of wallowing in my own despair and frustration, I think I'll play some Tegan and Sara and put myself in the swing-back. That's a great idea!"
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A romantic relationship in which one or both of the individuals changes how they feel about the other person from loving to hating back to loving on a regular basic.
Swing (Relationship)
Week 1 - I love my boyfriend, he is awesome.
Week 2- My boyfriend is a jerk, I hate his guts.
Week 3- My boyfriend got me a teddy-bear, he's so sweet.
Week 4- My boyfriend was talking to another girl at the party, he is such a pig.
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A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.
me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.
some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.
me: You're making me blush.
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When guys are typically lonely and wanting some good boobs or coochie to snatch, he will do something called a boob swing. A boob swing is when you go on from girl to girl saying that they’re cute. Your goal is for them to say that they you’re cute as well. Once a guy finds that girl, he will normally ask for their snap or phone number. Then when he’s been lonely all day and hard for her all day, and she says something to make him blow his load, he will do the final step and send a dick pick.
Friend 1: Hey, I can hang out this weekend
Friend 2: Cool! Let’s do the boob swing so we can have sex at that cute girl’s party!
Friend 1: I’m down!
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This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!
Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
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Like mood swings but with the food one is craving
'god damn i woke up this morning wanting pop tarts then then i wanted cereal... must be having a Food swing.'
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When your friend either wants to spend a great deal of time with you, but doesn't have a lot time. Or feels obligated to see your face for five minutes, they will pop over for a very short time. Usually they will stay no longer than 15 minutes and try to sum up all of the events of their lives in the past week.
"Did you see your Grandpa today?"
"Yeah, he did a Jody Swing By."
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