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The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.
Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
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is when an Aussie (preferably) tries to manoeuvre a huge round of drinks over to his mates at the other end of the pub (without using a tray or aid of a waitress or another friend!). Takes incredible concentration, dexterity and outstanding navigational skill!
Don't worry mate, Sheila can manage on her own. She'll get the drinks over to us without spilling even one drop, trust me. She has mastered the Australian Tai Chi!
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Secret style of martial arts similar to aikido. Originated in the Himalayans.
He used kim po tai to kick the aikido masters ass.
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Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.
I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...
The game of football tennis played with a size one football. A small net is used on a small court, like a patio area in a residential garden, preferably in an established neighbourhood where neighbours are not easily offended by noise or bi products of tip tap a tay. Bi products include alcohol consumption and tobacco/contraband smoke.
I love hearing the sound of my neighbours enjoying a friendly game of tip tap a tay.
The tay-k switcheroo's name comes from Tay-K's song, "Hard" where he says "She thought she touched my cock but my glock very hard"
Therefore, a "Tay-K Switcheroo" is when one tricks a girl into having sexual intercourse with a foreign object that is in fact, not the man's penis.
"I Tay-K Switcheroo'd" that chick because I swear she got Herpes or somethin' and I don't want none of that"
When you’re trying to flex and you find 2 $100 bills and a fat stack of $1 bills so you smash that shit together and act like the richest person ever.
Cunt 1: look how rich i am
Cunt 2: thats a lil tay sandwich with 2 100s and 60 1s