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a townie is a basic fuckwit, the girls are suts who would fuck thier own brother for drug money they are often seen in full "nike" shell suite or other similar brands which are obvious cheap rip offs from the local market they ty to be trends but real trends don't seem to hate people this is how you can spot a townie. the maximum spant on all clothe and fake gold plus nasty smelling cheap colgne is about £15 twnies are jus pussys wearing fake clothes trying to be hard
"oi you greebo, he eh fucki greebo i knock you out"
"come on then you can bring all 25 of your drop out frends a bus going to the placebo concerts around the corner bring it u little pussys in ur cheap rip off wear"
"yeah knock you out man, nah u not worth it, me gonna go fuck my 12yr old sister now"
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In Ireland (Westmeath)(where i'm from)we call townies ''skangers'' but I'm writin bout dem in the townie section coz more people will see it. Skangers are the scum of the earth. they are faggot motherfuckers who think they're hard coz they can beat people up (this will only happen if you come by a group of them, if they are on their own you can beat the livin piss out of him with one punch).
Appearance: UGLY. Their faces are mangled from all the fights they get themselves into. They wear tracksuit bottoms with names like nike, adidas, kappa etc. and a hoodie with a logo on the front and they are usually white. higher class skangers will wear checked shirts. they wear baseball caps(usually nike) at a ridiculously vertical angle on their heads and have a greased fringe spiked up. Their shoes are always white and more than likely made by nike. The female skangers look like pure slappers. they wear short skirts and runners or high heeled hooker boots and a skimpy top or else a hoodie with a pointless logo. they have greasy hair and huge hooped earrings and are usually smoking.
Habitat: usually they gather in groups outside supermacs or macdonalds or whatever or sometimes can be seen in parks at night doin drugs, drinkin, smokin, rapin girls or beaten up innocent passer-bys.
Like to:Beat up metalheads, goths, grungers, moshers or anybody with black clothes. I play in a metal band so im an increased target.
They listen to dance music(if you can call it music, all it is is umph-tisss umph-tisss.....
They smoke all the time and if its not fags its hash and they usually deal drugs too.
They cant talk properly and they always try to talk like ALI-G and many of them have stutters.
They usually carry around knives for fights and if they dont they will throw stones at you.
They deserve to die and fucking rot in hell.
Skanger:Ya staaartin!?
Me: No
Skanger:Ya aare! Ya wanna fight!?
Me: No
Skanger: Fuck youz mosher! Oil kill ya!
Me: Fuck off!
Skanger: Dats it! Howld on til oi ring me mates n oil fuckin kill ya!!!
Why the fuck do the wankstains ask you to wait for them to get their friends just so they can beat you up?!!
Pricks.
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AMERICA IS AN EXTENSION OF ENGLAND!!!! Errr, hello, why are there so many white people in america? WE PUT THEM THERE! And actually, america does have their own version of townies, they're called preps!!! D'uh! Ps, england does not suck americas dick, that would be paedophilia, seeing as WE'RE THE DADDY! Oh shit, now i sound loke a townie... bugger.
Townie: I wear the names of american states on my tracksuit tops, im not sucking up, nooooo......!
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Wot the FUK? i wear gold earrings, necklaces & rings (NON of it is fukin fake at all), i sumtimes wear trackies, does this make me a townie how all u describe em? townie chaps dow jus wana start fights & not all of em shout an insult 2 'twats' (goths/grebs/moshers/punks, woteva u r)Townie girls dow shag evrythin wiv a fukin dik n they certainly dow get pregnant wen they am 12! (fukin get real like).
Everythin u say is jus bullshit & u all wana start findin sumthin els 2 do instead of slaggin off peeps that u dow even no 'innit'.
FUKIN GET A LIFE U SAD BASTARDS!
o yeh, if got anythin 2 say bk then go ahead & write ur own comment, cor wait 2 hear wot 'uve' got 2 say!
Goths/grebs/moshers/punks, get over urselves cuz u aint nufin special like!
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a non individual bcz its a lot kler 2 all wear gay tracksuits!
just take a trip 2 mc donalds or ur town centre or c a person called hope!
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wel in my area a townie is someone who looks like they would think about hitting you but wouldn't fot three reasons
1) they are just chicken sh.it
2) they would know they are too scared of us coz we can outsmart tham and hit them harder
3)they would mess up their hair
and think that are being insulting by reading insulsts off a peice of paper torn from a book and all appear to ware the same clothes but in different colours to show their 'individuality'
an insult by lauren - who i perticulalry hate
i think that curly hair is out of fashion
me:well it's a good job i don't beleive in fashion then isnt it
lauren: nothing just walks off
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Normal person, who enjoys rnb and rap music, not blazin squad at all,( blazin squad is practically pop) dosent listen to depressing music like rock. a person who doesnt actually care about goths grunges, just tries to get on with life, can be rich can be poor, uses the word buff
townie listens to music like Aaliyah, Beyonce, Ashanti , Alicia keys
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