Super dangerous nucular tacos are old here, they are know to always make a big bang when you go to the washroom. whenever you do go. the entire washroom will be brown. some big bangs go off in there. ya know when they fired that one guy for eating 40 tacos in the back room? yeah that's what everybody thought was USA testing another nucular bomb. one time is all it takes for the biggest nuke ever with 1000000 megatons of TNT from that blast.
James:Sweet i'm going to Taco bell!
Kyle: don't go there its nucular warfare
James: nah i'm going
20 Minutes late
The News on TV: Recent event the Taco bell has blown up from too much taco bell explosions going off. the culprit was James
if you try to go to the restaurant and order one taco, the police will put you in jail before you release that bomb into the toilet. Taco Bell has some of the most bomb threats in the world, all of which are a threat to the toilet.
Hey Kyle!
what?
let's go to Taco Bell!
why?
bomb threats happen in the bathroom, let's catch one!
well, then eat some tacos!
Everybody thinks that it's cheap, delicious, laxatives, but in the many years, since I was a toddler, that I have been eating Taco Bell, I have never once gotten diarrhea from it. Skill issue.
Taco Bell does NOT give you diarrhea.
A place where your ass will explode, your poop will know be 500000 times liquider so your ass can contain the shot that is happening
That taco bell gave me diarrhea
The food is greasy, yet yummy but not for your tummy
Bro this taco bell is BUSSI- "sharts"
A “food” that causes shits so explosive that they’re scientifically more powerful than the explosions on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.
Robert: Hey, did you hear that the US bombed Japan again?
Stephen: William ate Taco Bell again, didn’t he?
Robert: Yep.