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The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.
Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
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An attractive girl with an attractive mom. Common jargon in scenarios with moms and daughters in same place, like a soccer game, student conference, choir concert, or maybe even at the grocery store if your a lucky stud. The sighting of a Tay Bay Swizzle is a rare one, usually these sightings are followed by wild chanting or hooting and howling. The equivalent is like sighting a unicorn, the sight is just that pleasurable to the masculine emotions.
-Stud "Woof woof!!!, bro i just spotted me some TAY BAY SWIZZLE, gonna be some tag team. lol"
-Teacher conference "i would just like to congratulate myself at sighting this B.E.A.Utiful TAY BAY SWIZZLE here at Gaylord High."
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Secret style of martial arts similar to aikido. Originated in the Himalayans.
He used kim po tai to kick the aikido masters ass.
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Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.
I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...
The game of football tennis played with a size one football. A small net is used on a small court, like a patio area in a residential garden, preferably in an established neighbourhood where neighbours are not easily offended by noise or bi products of tip tap a tay. Bi products include alcohol consumption and tobacco/contraband smoke.
I love hearing the sound of my neighbours enjoying a friendly game of tip tap a tay.
The tay-k switcheroo's name comes from Tay-K's song, "Hard" where he says "She thought she touched my cock but my glock very hard"
Therefore, a "Tay-K Switcheroo" is when one tricks a girl into having sexual intercourse with a foreign object that is in fact, not the man's penis.
"I Tay-K Switcheroo'd" that chick because I swear she got Herpes or somethin' and I don't want none of that"
When you’re trying to flex and you find 2 $100 bills and a fat stack of $1 bills so you smash that shit together and act like the richest person ever.
Cunt 1: look how rich i am
Cunt 2: thats a lil tay sandwich with 2 100s and 60 1s