sex on tap

Being able to have sex whenever you want.

'my ex dumped me because I wanted sex all the time, i would have thought boys would have liked sex on tap.'

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mushroom tap

to forcebaly smack someone on the forehead with a penis, thuse leaving a mushroom-shaped wealt on face

dude i so mushroom tapped that chick

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Tap in merchant

Someone who only scores goals inside the six-yard box.

Me: "The Mckeevers are such tap in merchants."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."

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I'd tap that

A phrase used in a sexual appeal to someone/something.

It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.

"Woh, see that chick's ass man?"
"Yeah dude, I'd tap that!"

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turtle tap

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis

I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.

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Stick Tap

1. The equivalent of clapping in ice hockey, in which a player literally taps his stick against the ice, boards or glass to create a clapping sound. As with clapping, this is generally a congratulatory gesture, or sometimes a sign of respect or encouragement (as with a player leaving the rink with an injury).

2. Outside of the actual playing of hockey, the term may be used as above, or to give a shout-out, recognition, etc. for pretty much any reason. In this case, when used in writing (as in message boards, blogs, etc.) the term is often abbreviated as s/t.

1. Only an asshole doesn't give a stick tap when they're finished playing the national anthem.

2. S/t to Casey for pointing out that shortcut. I had no idea it was there!

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Dodie Tap

when someone taps your dick/nuts usually resulting in a pain in the lower stomach where the only remedy is to curl up in the fetal position

dude 1: "Dodie Tap!"

*hits dude 2 in the nuts*

dude 2: "awwhh FUCK you"

dude 2: *hunches over and holds gently*

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