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rhymes with rape and is considered a synonym of rape by most people.
"Dude I heard Mikey T tried to red tape Mary"
"no way dude that's gross!"
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What happen's when Wrigley and Scotch tape get together for an all night love fest.
Dude 1 - Pass the bubble tape.
Dude 2 - Holy fuck, tape that is bubble gum! *Jizzes in pants*
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The last album by the musician DeVon Hendryx (That now formally goes by JPEGMAFIA). The album is known by many by its most common theme, to be dark, slow, sad, ambient, reverbed and lofi. The album lyrical themes also dive into self reflective topics like sexuality, suicide, relationships and being comfortable with going through a depression. When it was released it found critical acclaim for being as open and transparent as it is, and even blew up more as JPEGMAFIA started to get more traction in later years.
Person 1: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Person 2: Oh, i'm listening to that one album THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE.
Person 1: Oh cool... you good bro? If you ever need to talk i'm here man.
Silence might be golden, but duct tape is silver.
Teacher: Silence is golden.
Awesomest kid ever: Yeah, but duct tape is silver.
Class: OOOOOOHHHHH DAAAMMMMNNN
The act of masturbation while filming, and or directing a pornography film.
Video reads: Big Cocked Jew Rails Slutty Wife As Gay Son *Tapes and Bates*
Horny man: "Ohhh the 'ol Tape n' Bate! Better watch this video!"
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Literally this expression refers to the adhesion of one's penis to one's thigh in an attempt to tame an insurmountable erection. The expression is used figuratively to inform another individual that he or she is exhibiting behavior demonstrative of elevated levels of arousal, excitement, or enthusiasm. The variant "tape it to my leg" is useful when preceded by the phrase "you got me all boned up and now I gotta...", as a way of expressing resentment for an individual who has unduly excited one and left one unsatisfied. Also popularly used in a wilderness setting, or in the absence of tape, "strap it to your leg".
Whoa, easy there bronco chief, tape it to your leg!, Damn, girl, you got me all boned up and now I gotta tape it to my leg.
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Someone who drives, maintains, and enhances (usually for aesthetics and/or performance) a vehicle made by Volkswagen, but whom does not possess the resources or finances to use quality parts to do so.
The term is derived from the use of duct tape and zip ties to hold together certain parts on a Duct Tape Dubber's car. Usually parts of the body like the bumpers.
(Pointing at a Mark I Rabbit with the muffler zip-tied in place) "There goes Tim, he's a real Duct Tape Dubber"
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