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The most effective way to disband a cult.
"Hey, free kool-aid! But why does it smell kinda like almonds? Meh, who cares!"
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Noun.
A very unpleasant and undesirable disease; used in comparisons to express the even greater unpleasantness and undesirability of the object to which it is compared.
Simon Amstell (presenter of the BBC show Never Mind the Buzzcocks): "Amy, why don't you do something nice with Katie Melua?"
Amy Winehouse: "I'd rather have cat aids, fank you!"
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When you get tested for HIV and spend the next three days going through a mental Rolodex of your horrid past, convinced you're dying until they tell you that you're negative..
Yo, I just got my STD chech, and I'm suffering from a bad case of AIDS-xiety... Let's roll a blunt and watch the Habs crush the Maple Leafs so i can take my mind off of things.
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A vampire, with the illness; AIDS.
"You look like an AIDS Vampire today!"
"Yeah i forgot to shave..."
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The act of depleting your immune system completely due to days of constant alcohol intoxication, thus leaving you susceptible to any illness that befalls you.
"After binge drinking all week long he ended up catching the swine flu. Must have been because of the Alcohol AIDS..."
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Band Aide's Are not groupies. They exist because of the music, they inspire the music. They do not have full intercourse with rock stars, just the odd blow job (unless its someone they seriously LOVE). (Loosly taken from the movie "Almost Famous")
Rocker Dude: so you wanna screw ?
BandAide: Nah i only give blowjobs im only a band aide go find a groupie
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All the spam and worthless ads for cell phones one will find on Limewire or other similar file sharing sites.
Limewire is great, but for fuck's sake I wish somebody would get rid of all the Limewire AIDS!
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