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Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.
Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper
Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point
Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed
The state that an arsecrack enters after a long night on the town.
Did you go down on that bird last night ?
-yeah, went to, but she had mad town arse
General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.
Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.
For a situation not bad enough to say fuck.
"You can't make it anymore? Oh arse off, we all know you actually just don't want to come."
1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.
I'm still wiping off the arse stain.
getting told off as in being severly told off , even being shouted at. Usually used in work situations, army and at school.
at work, "i got my arse- chewed the other night for not locking up correctly"