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Large cask left out in old barns built in early 20th century. Was originally used to house pickled cucumbers, but ended up being a convenient elbow rest for the receiving member of 2 gay-in-denial rednecks to use for engaging in buttsex.
Gay-in-denial redneck #1: "Hey Cletus, full moon tonight, how bout we go down to the old barn and visit the ol' pickle barrel?".
Cletus: "Sounds like a hootin' and a hollerin' time to me!". "But make damn sure to bring plenty of moonshine for yours truly." "The last time you bent me over the ol' pickle barrel you made my sphincter gape so hard I thought it was gonna done rip!". "I need plenty of cousin Donnie's body-numbing midnight moonshine to get my butthole through another full moon of pickle barrel debauchery".
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An interesting term used to describe everything Scary says and does!
Wow, look at that dude, he is clearly a cracker barrell!
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Or, Cracker Barrel. A fat (round, or "barrel chested") white person.
Man, Cracker Barrel needs to lay off the fried foods; he's already round enough.
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(Noun) A three-person group sex formation in which a one white man is sodomized by two black men from the front and back.
After having having a lovely brunch at Cracker Barrel, Eugene, DeShawn, and Lil Wayne went home to have a cracker barrel.
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When a female inadvertently inserts a tamponwhile already having one in place.
Wow, I must have been drunk last night because I cant believe I woke up with a double barrel!
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massive chest which resembles a barrel shape, usually found on power lifters.
Peter Poole is benching 160kg on his warm up set" , "yeah its casue of his barrel chest
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smoking two cigarettes side-by-side
Why smoke one cigarette when you can double barrel?
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