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The best rap in the game, every song includes the line "I will spin your jaw mate", "Big Ting Yo Know"
That British rap is quality in it.
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British boy that lives in America, but works at an Australian restaurant, who's likely to have an enormous wang, who will passionately love you and never define the relationship.
"I haven't dated anyone since I was dicked down and turnt up by the British Bastard"
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not many people in england have that horrible upperclass accent thats just stupid hollywood producers for you making movies who dont know shiyte. who want shooting may I add, , theres loads of accents in england, some sound irish like the geordies and the scousers, why Iye man, gooin up toon ferra pint, some have the same accent as austrailiens like the south staffordshire and the black countray "g'day a yo orighte aer kid" "doe they, yo aye am ya" arrr, dyo wanna canabea aer kid, thats where strife comes from, some people have that cockney accent where they never pronouce their R's alwighyte mayte, ow it gahn geeza, some accents over pronounce their RRs like the west country and cornwall, where the farmers say OGHHH ARRR in a deep voice, or like the pirates of penzance did iye ye be warrrned. this is why the former colonies have so much accented diversity between each other because they all descend from difrent areas of britain.
theres no british accent as such and it all depends on your class and back gound and where ya come in england which determines the way yo spayke, some southern english people look down on black country accents the most because of how broad it is! doe they
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1) Beef from the United Kingdom, which was illegally barred from France.
2) Powerful, British cars from any British car company that makes luxury or speedy cars. Examples would be Jaguar, aston, rolls-royce, bentley, tvr, westfield or any other prestige motor company. Sometimes, Lotus is incorrectly defined as british beef.
British beef tends to be hand built violence from renowned companies. Unlike the lame muscle car from the wrong side of the atlantic (for cars at least), british beef is built solidly, and does not need to chase off ricers to look good. The only real competitors to British beef are the German and Italian cars, although many Italian cars produce rattling at higher speeds, and give a feeling of cheapness.
My 6.0 Litres of British Beef xjs tore that old queer in the vette a new arsehole.
NON! vee vill not mange you beef! We eat fwoggeeez!
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Food made traditionally in Britain. Such foods include shepherd's pie, mince pies (commonly consumed at Christmas) and Roast Dinners (often referred to as Sunday roast) which includes food such as roast beef, roast potatoes, vegetables, gravy and yorkshire puddings. All dishes are delicious and tasty and MUST be tried.
I love British food. But maybe that is because I am British and eat these foods regularly.
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British Israelism (sometimes called Anglo-Israelism) is a Christian theology essentially based on the premise, that most ancient British people, Europeans and/or their royal families were direct lineal descendants of some of the Lost Tribes of Israel and in many cases also of the Tribe of Judah.
British Israelism states that large numbers of the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel were deported by Sargon II, king of Assyria, on the fall of Samaria in 721 BC, eventually migrating to Northern Europe, the British Isles, and with European colonization eventually North and South America, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and elsewhere around the globe.
Many early legends abound in ancient British folklore suggesting a link to the Holy Land. These include but are not limited to:
1) The story that Joseph of Arimathea (uncle of Jesus) traveled to Cornwall sometime after Christ's crucifixion and established an early Christian community.
2) Suggestions that the Stone of Scone might be Jacob's Pillar or Jacob's Pillow Stone.
3) Legends that the Israelite prophet Jeremiah may have been the "Olam Fadlah" of Celtic lore.
4) The legend that Tamar Tea Tephi the ancient matriarch of the Royal House may have been the daughter of Zedekiah king of Judah and that her sister Scota may have been the matriarch of the "Scots".
5) The legends of the Historia Regum Britanniae connecting Britain to the Mediteranian and Middle East and detailing early English genealogies.
6) The coming of Brutus of Troy (Britis) to Great Britain after the burning of Troy and his genealogy leading to the Israelite tribe of Benjamin.
7) The Matter of Britain detailing the Arthurian Legend.
8) The claims by Henry VIII to be descended from King Arthur, who legend has it was the eighth generation from Joseph of Aramathea.
9) The claim that St. Paul visited Britain.
The key component of British Israelism is their representation of the migrations of the Lost Tribes of Israel. They often suggest that the Behistun Inscription has provided an invaluable missing link. George Rawlinson, Sir Henry Rawlinson's younger brother, connected the Saka/Gimiri of the Behistun Inscription with deported Israelites: "We have reasonable grounds for regarding the Gimirri, or Cimmerians, who first appeared on the confines of Assyria and Media in the seventh century BC, and the Sacae of the Behistun Rock, nearly two centuries later, as identical with the Beth-Khumree of Samaria, or the Ten Tribes of the House of Israel."
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Our brothers from across the pond. They have funny accents and like to drink hot tea. Somewhat bitter about losing the American Revolution. Most Brits are extremely liberal like our sisters from up north (Canada). They don't take too kindly to our "rights to bear arms" and usually address the subject of Americans as "Bastards!" and/or "ignorant fools". They gave us The Beatles, The Office, "Charlie" from LOST and well Ozzy Osbourne. :)
EXAMPLE:
(Sharon's dog pees on the carpet)
OZZY: "Who pissed? Who pissed on my ***** ***** carpet!you f**** **(BEEP)**** ***(BEEP)***********(BEEP)***********."
British people: "I got a flat for let"
American: "WHAT?"
British people: "Sorry, I have an apartment that's for sale"
Guy1:What kind of sick people came up with the Spice Girls?
Guy2:British People
Guy1: Oh..that explains a lot.
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