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When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore
I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"
Calvin has a a huge ass dick, so huge he has to stuff it in his sock.
Calvin, what did you stuff in your pants?
nothing, that’s my huge ass dick.
A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.
Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.
A nice caring young man and loves almost everyone.He is nice to lots of people even if they are mean to him.The only one he can't stand is his sister.Calvin is a single man but looks awesome but is awkward ever time he walks up to a girl.yes he can be shy sometimes with someone he does not know.
Girl 1:Have you seen Calvin?I was willing to ask him out today.
Girl 2:No he didn't come today but if I see him tomorrow i'll tell him.
Girl 1:Man he's such a Calvin.
A little bald man from Ireland. he loves communism and will grant you three wishes. he is 10 feet tall and when he is mad he likes to show off his big tongue. His tongue is 15 feet long and goes in many places (Wink Wink).
The Calvin was shot to death.
The Calvin humped a traffic pole.
Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women
Bro Calvin your ready for the world
A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"