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The Boston Chopper

A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.

Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!

by not soggykickflip May 25, 2022


Mini Chopper

Fun to ride, but u don't want to show her to your friends. You do anyway because you think she is cool and they don't.

See also Moped

Sean is riding the mini chopper.

by J-law March 11, 2005


Big Mac Chopper

Did anybody order a big mac

Did anybody order a big mac chopper *dies*

by shrek of yes August 3, 2022


Penis Chopper

It cuts off the tip of a penis.

You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!

by iAteGr4ndma April 12, 2021


Meat chopper

When a girl sucks dick with braces and skin gets stuck in her mouth or leaves marks

Damn Gina, rebca gave me mad meat chopper marks last night

by Mr.lightskin March 24, 2016


Chopper broad

Female motorcycle enthusiast and/or groupie.

Did you see that new chopper broad at the party last night? A little thick, but she could get it.

by Drizzle504 June 30, 2021


Pesky pork chopper

A police helicopter flying and circling overhead

A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.

"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"

"F*ck...get down and don't move"

Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"

by Knobbyhedgeend July 22, 2013