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When your girl friend is very attractive, only to cut her hair and become very unattractive. Then you are stuck in a situation where you want to break up with her but cannot because you do not want to seem shallow
John, "Man my girl friend cut her hair recently, she is no longer attractive, and I want to break up with her."
Will, "Your obviously suffering from the Morris Complex"
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A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
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Where a girl cannot decide whether she wants a penis up the ass or in the vagina, so she settles for a cucumber instead and the moves on to rusty anal beads.
Not only can Jacey not make up her mind when it comes to men, but she has a real The Jacey Complex when it comes to fallic objects.
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A potent brand of stubbornness that causes ignorant people to believe they are right, regardless of:
A. Logic and reason.
B. Overwhelming facts.
C. The majority's educated opinion.
Sufferers of the America(n) Complex believe that rather than being the single person who is wrong, everyone else must be wrong. They often feel that others are inferior for not having realized what their delusions have characterized as sensible.
Many examples of the America Complex are appropriately found in daily American culture and teachings:
"Christopher Columbus discovered America."
"The Wright Brothers were first to fly a plane."
"Global warming is a myth."
"Socialism is like Communism."
"The Bush Administration had nothing to do with plotting 9/11. Power does not corrupt. No one in our government would kill for power."
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Abv: LC - To suffer from an LC is to feel consumed by guilt, stupidity, inadequacies and most importantly shame following a big night out.
I woke up with the biggest Loser Complex (LC) this morning once i realised I had slept with my boss
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A Person who 100% Believes themselves the hero of the day, tommorow, and any day. They believe in any situation (any task, any game, any event, etc ) they will be the special person who will come out on top. A person with a hero complex has no feeling that there is no failure.
Do not confuse this mental state with arogance, pridefullness, or ambition. this state of mind is similar to Narcassism.
(For a good example see Hetalia Axis powers Character : America )
America-san suffers from a hero Complex and I doubt he'll ever come down from his Pedestal ever ...
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Dumb ass who acts like he is above everyone...
*cough* *cough* Lebron James
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