A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.
He's a crooked Dick.
When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?
A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck
Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
A social media online content created who is predator scammer who runs a Ponzi scheme and scams and cyber bullying and harassing Black Women online and has a habit of doxxing Black Women when the truth put out there about his criminal behavior who has multiple lawsuits and F rating on the BBB and failed multiple health inspections. He also plagiarize Food Network recipes into a cookbook that he sold. Check out the hashtag on Twitter #dariuscrooks. All the evidence is there.
DARUIS, Darius wmWilliams, Darius Crooks
Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles