(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex
Mira has 4 cats and two dogs to take care of herself since I zoo dumped her
A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
The sudden and severe need to move one's bowels minutes after consuming a Dunkin Donuts coffee.
"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.
"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
When you take a poop so massive that it fills the toilet bowl higher than the toilet water forming a island in the toilet.
Man I ate a lot of food yesterday I think it will be a island dump.