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A Beach and resort located in South West Florida.
A hot spot for Europeans, snowbirds, tourists of all kind and unexperienced and underaged spring breakers to get drunk and pregnant for the first time!
~Sightings you will witness at Fort Myers beach:
tourists in visors and socks and sandals,
rich snotty kids on vacation,
at least 1 morbidly obese man every half hour with no shirt on,
the 'leather couch' skinned, squinty eyed local who works and lives/drinks/eats/sleeps there all day. Every day.
at least one loud, obnoxious family of 5 on their one week vacation from NJ or NY,
a man with a honking, tinkling push cart with a palm tree attached hawking ice cream and coconut water in a can,
beach bums hitting on ladies on vacation,
beligerently intoxicated groups of men,
oldies dressed to impress drinking at the bar
frat boys with popped collars picking fights with each other
"Hey man, I have tomorrow off from work! Lets get fuuuugged up at Fort Myers beach tonight!"
"I love being hit on by botoxed out cougars at the bar while Im hanging at Fort Myers beach"
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A good meme from when idiots don’t know how to use a twitch emote properly. Un fort un ate, but normi casuals put unfortate
Gladheateher: Dies drunkenly in phase 3 of solo Argos.
Normi’s: Un Fort Ate
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Not Mindless Bots: UnFortUnAte
A town that smells like ass
Oh no kids we driving thru Fort Morgan Colorado cover ur noses
Fort Mohave is a town south of Bullhead City which is basically a small version of Bullhead but better. Plenty of stores and restaurants that were built more recently are one of the reasons why Fort Mohave is probably the best town in the tri-state area yet. All the hot chicks in that town are mostly either like Laughlin hoes or just chill, don't give a shit about anything type of person. Only con about Fort Mohave is that people will snitch to the police on you over nothing. Probably that's the reason why there's not as much crime as there is in Bullhead even though the Mohave County sheriff claim Fort Mohave is more dangerous than Bullhead City. Fort Mohave is a perfect place to hang out at but not it's not great to live at due to taxes, bullshit, etc.
Ahhh... Fort Mohave, Arizona! What a place to be! Shit, I'mma chill at Walmart! Oh, wait.... Nevermind, people there will call the cops on me just for chilling so I'm out this bitch!
The Act of one person on ice sliding toward another into anal penetration.
“Dude I just Fort Garry Drifted your mom”
Lesser known sexual position whereby the penetratee assumes an all four position while the penetrators (normally two) enter the mouth, and the vaginal area from behind. Once fully inserted, the penetrators slowly stand to an upright position lifting the penetratee completely off the ground. Turn slowly over gentle heat, keeping well marinated. You have now correctly demonstrated the Fort Ancient Rotisserie.
Warning: Penetratee should have unnaturally strong neck muscles, and should keep limbs well tucked
My Dad and I feasted on a Fort Ancient Rotisserie last night
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a freezing village people like to call a town.
see Millionaires, welfare malls, and Tim Hortons.
where'd you buy your grad dress? Oh, walmart in Fort St John!
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