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Popular fraternity hazing ritual where seniors stand in a line and drop pants. The new guy is expected to blow them all. They pee in his mouth, hence the name "Polish Soda Fountain".
The new guy was excited to join Delta Tau Chi but didn't expect the Polish Soda Fountain to leave such a bad taste in his mouth.
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When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.
My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain
The act of pouring gasoline inside and around the anus. Then igniting it with a lighter whilst spewing out the gasoline.
"Dude, did you see Rick tried to do a "Hell's water fountain".
yo dude a rocky mountain fountain should be legal in public, bro
Piss fly fountain. When you are at the urinal and the piss flies attack. You knock them down with a fierce piss fountain.
The piss flys were attacking like kamakazis, so I let loose with the piss fly fountain. ( notify anyone at adjacent urinals)
An act of extreme sexual deviancy in which a woman, crazed with the need for that epic sugar rush, vigorously shakes up a bottle of Dr. Pepper and inserts it into her vagina. Once the pressure equalizes, the woman arches her back, lifting her vagina into the air and proceeds to simultaneously remove the bottle from her vagina and spin on her head, much like a break dancer from the 1980s. Meanwhile, the pressurized Dr. Pepper is forcefully ejected from her vagina in a majestic arcing pattern, creating a pleasing fountain effect. Observers in the immediate vicinity are warned to wear protective clothing.
Jill's Dr. Pepper Fountain really took the party to the next level last night, but I wish I would've brought my rain jacket.
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When a male ejaculates in another's (male or female) butthole. Then the recipent of the ejaculate will shake the sperm in his/her butthole for exactly 39 seconds. The recipent will then shoot out the sperm onto the toe of a baby. It is best when the baby is under 6 months.
Optional: You may then cook the baby.
Hey dude! I just got the best Magic Fountain Ride from Nick the other night! O and that baby was delicous.
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