Guitar Hero

DDR for your fingers. Has spawned an obsession over the entire country. 15 year olds who have never touched a real guitar consider it to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Guitar Hero is overrated.

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Guitar Center

a great guitar store where IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD INSTRUMENTS,you can find extremely good gear for an extremely low price, all a place to showcase your stuff and jam w/ random people.

Because most people suck at guitar and dont take their time to do some research, they feel like they got ripped off by guitar center.
Too many poeple think muscians friend is guitar center

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Guitar String

The line of the joining skin down the underside of a penis that loosely resembles a guitar string when the penis is erect.
Possibly where a vagina is meant to sprout at some stage in the embrionic cycle, but decides to be a cock instead.

I'm not putting a picture of a cock.. Look it up yourself, weirdo. Guitar String

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Wrist Guitar

The act of cutting oneself intentionally.

James: Hey man check out that chick! She looks messed up!
John: Looks like she plays too much wrist guitar.

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air guitar

when you pretend to play a rad air guitar solo, so that you can scratch your pubes in public with your "strumming" hand

Air guitar solo!!! ROCK OUT BRUUH!!! BWWAAaaaNAanana*itch*itch*itch*NanaNAAaNAWR!

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Guitar Hero

A video game on the Playstation 2 and the lazy man's alternative to actually playing the guitar because they are either too lazy, impatient, or simply lack the talent.

GH loving moron: "Man, I can play Rush's YYZ so good now on Guitar Hero!"

Me: "Learn to play the song on an actual guitar you fucking idiot. Then I'll be impressed."

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guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

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