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Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.
Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?
Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!
Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?
Oh tonight for sure!!
The Kfc Game is a game played by 2 people or more. The game goes like this who eats the most chicken wings in 5 minutes is the winner the loser/losers go too the nearest mac donalds and sing a song as loud as they can about how mac donalds sucks dick and that kfc is the dick and the dick likes getting sucked behind the ikea parking lot
The kfc game last night was intense
the aftermath of having kfc. usually occurs 2-3 business days after.
symptoms include:
dizziness from the smell
gassing the whole house
loud juicy farts
person 1: zamn who had kfc last night?
person 2: me..
person 3: *is dead bc they got gassed*
person 1: CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE DONT JUST SIT THERE
person 2: *lets out a juicy kfc fart*
A fat person.
KFC stands for "Kentucky Fried Chicken" restaurant.
Dude that guy is such a KFC boss.
When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
When your anus feels like an erupting vulcano the day after you ate spicy KFC
The KFC afterburn is hitting me hard today. I don't think I can go to school with a fiery anus like this.
It is literal cum. It is one of the greatest late night snack to have while playing fortnite.
“Oh yeah i had leftover kfc last night”