HypARGHtext MARGHkup Language!

Hypertext Markup Language: a set of tags and rules used in developing hypertext documents to be presented on web browsers, allowing incorporation of text, graphics, sound, video and hyperlinks.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

HypARGHtext MARGHkup Language!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration anout Hypertext Markup Language.

"HypARGHtext MARGHkup Language!" -says a pirate

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grown-up language

A language you never want to learn...consists of 'tax return', 'bills' and Other equally dis-heartening things.

Mom: "John, have you filed your tax return yet!!?"
Me: "can you speak english? I don't understand grown-up language..."

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Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.

Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”

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ancient albanian sign language

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

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english(pirate) language on facebook.

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.

this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"

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Language Professors Hate Him

The spam/hoax ADs that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days

Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"

Tim: DON'T ITSASCAM!

*bob's computer crashes after clicking on it*

Bob: Da hell?

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American sign language

I thought for many years this was slang for flipping someone the bird (finger)? I mean NO disrespect to the deaf of course, Marlee Matlin as gorgeous!

He gave her the kiss-off in "American sign language".
Serves her right, dopey blond tried to look it up in the official sign language manual!

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