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Matthew

a bean

Boy: no homo, but matthew is a bean

by dontcome-atme October 8, 2019

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

A man who claims to not be from Newcastle but is

Matthew is such a Geordie

by ggedab December 13, 2017

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

The man the myth the legend, those who seek knowledge come to the slums to find a man with underlying powers of the universe. Matthew supplies others with supernatural sex powers and those who do not seek his knowledge parish in the depths of his undeniably sexy figure

Come see Matthew he will supply you with powers of the gods

by Matthew The Sex God October 19, 2017

3πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

A matthew is typically a cretin,

he runs around lording himself over others as he strives only for himself.

NO ONE EVER gets along with a matthew

Oh my god, he is such a retard!

well, his name is matthew rudd!

by nottherealkandakulu November 7, 2013

5πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.

Matthew, I love you.

by Awkward.Memes December 11, 2016

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

Person who has .009 inch dick were she can’t even see it so that’s that and he’s also short

β€œMan that guy is a real Matthew

by Ligmalifesballs August 28, 2018

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

A gimp, a scrub and an unloved piece of shit he love dick and little boys

OMG he's such a Matthew

by Thatlilwitch January 17, 2017

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž