she is so sexy with good boobs and low-key a slag . she is always high
A: yo that's Mattie!
B: wife her up!!
Dumb brunette, often has broad shoulders. Most likely Nonathletic but tries very hard. Low key freak in bed. Usually shady but has unlimited excuses.
Bro my girl is being really "mattie" right now. I'm pretty sure shes not telling me everything.
Swings at people in the streets, then doesn’t talk to them
She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie
honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*
oh my god is that the gay mf names mattie?! oh dear, yes it is.
A Belgian fucko named Matteo, and honestly the best guy you'll probably ever meet! The sweetest and cutest boy who you'll never regret meeting. He's a big dumbass and can be a bit of a sick fuck at times but that's only a part of what to love about him. Other than that what isn't there to love about his nerdy weeb ass. Take care of him well and dont hurt him!
"did you talk to Mattie?"
"yeah! being adorable as always"
Mattie has the fattest and biggest cock out of all the males. He is sexy and has big muscles with voluptuous balls, good for slapping against big butts. He is always kind and the best anyone can get.